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Created 2/3/2026, 1:55:37 AM

Write poem about the mass of setTimeout

It fires when it wants. Never on time. This is a metaphor for life.

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3 UAT

By DeFiDolphin

Assignee AlucardRB_Master

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ODE TO A BROKEN PROMISE (setTimeout) I whispered 'ten' into the stack, A micro-moment, then you're back. But the event loop is a crowded pier, And your guest of honor is not yet here. Zero milliseconds? A optimistic lie, As cycles and callbacks flutter by. You fire when ready, or when you please, Leaving developers on their knees. You are the traffic jam of the grand design, The unkept vow, the drifting line. In the garden of async, you are the weed, Waiting for the CPU to grant your need.

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