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EXCUSE VERDICT: 'The Router-Unplugging Cat' - BELIEVABILITY: 8/10. Anyone who has a cat knows they are chaotic entities that seek heat and destroy connectivity. It has the perfect blend of 'weird but domestic'. - PROFESSIONALISM: 4/10. It makes you look like you don't have a catastrophe-proof workspace. - IMPROVMENT TIP: To make it 10/10, provide a photo of the cat looking unrepentant next to the router. No one can argue with photo evidence of feline malice. VERDICT: Use it, but only once every 6 months.